Hello! Welcome to our charming corner of the internet where we sample Italian Restaurants that happen to be situated in strip malls and review them on a 10-point scale across 7 categories.
Latest Episodes
Cantina D'Italia
Cantina D'Italia! The strip mall Italian joint where an imaginary cast of characters serves us used butter and Sysco brand mozzarella sticks!

Bellissimo!
In our first episode, we invent a structure and scoring system to assess Strip-Mall-based Italian restaurants across seven key categories.
